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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

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Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H
ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi

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Its Easier 2 Undrstnd sum1,
Its evn mre Easier 2 Misundrstnd Sum1,
bt
d Most toughest Job is 2 Undrstnd dat U
Misundrstood Sum1..

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Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move
&
You’re Married…!!

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Last night I couldn’t sleep.
I wanted you warm against me.
I wanted you on me!
I wanted to feel u all over my body…
But I couldn’t find you… Where did my Pajamas go?

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Finally scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%

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It’s called the Wedding Cake

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1 barsat ki raat 1 bhigi ladki
Bhiga Badan
Bhigi Julfe
Bhige Hont
Hum dono ki najre mili
Use dekh kar aisa laga ki..
Kal use 100% sardi hogi!!

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A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

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* every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited

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Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna Suhana hai,
Barish ki bunde jo gire tere hotho pe,
Unhe apne hotho se uthana hai.

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I have a heart and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have two.

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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i'm scared 2 lose u!

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If you r in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere
And the walls are shaking
- Don't worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
You r in my heart.

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