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Funny cheating jokes

Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!

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